Back. Or so i think. Again

Posted by Hira S. on January 18, 2010 · 10 Comments 

I think I’ve forgotten how to write. I think I’ve forgotten how to think too. Bleh. All I need is purpose. And stamina. And the will to actually DO something. And the will to actually will to do something beside stagnate in this happy pond of cable television and not-having-to-make-my-own-tea-or-iron-my-own-clothes-ness. Snap out of it Hira. … Continue reading →

Category anti-romancing, hira's mutant powers, lameass hira-pan, shadis, the world, work

0. Lift off

Posted by Hira S. on November 6, 2009 · 15 Comments 

Didn’t expect me to be online today, didja? That’s a hundred bucks (read dollars) for me, courtesy Absar. Yeay, shopping! So November 6th is actually here. And I STILL can’t type at all. Mehndi and these extremely annoying nails make typing harder than clipping grass with tweezers on a football green. I’ve realized long hair … Continue reading →

Category Countdown, dumb girlypana, future happiness, shadis

8.

Posted by Hira S. on October 29, 2009 · 15 Comments 

Hmm. Where do I begin? Bilal This is Bilal. This is how he looks like all the time. His expression never changes. It’s freaky. Bilal’s my cousin. I’ve spent 23 years of my life being either annoyed, ignored, or verbally assaulted by him. I’m pretty sure he has a crush on me. Bilal’s also  scary … Continue reading →

Category anti-auntying, anti-romancing, dumb girlypana, future happiness, lameass hira-pan, lost, love and hate, potential insanity, shadis

24- Dear God, the freaking out has started!

Posted by Hira S. on October 12, 2009 · 22 Comments 

Let me tell you how I feel. I haven’t written any stream of consciousness post for a long time. I think I’ll give it a try right now. I’m in that place in time where all I want to do is get it all out. Take emotional laxatives… just release. I wonder why potty is … Continue reading →

Category Countdown, dumb girlypana, future happiness, hormones, lameass hira-pan, lost, potential insanity, shadis, torture

33 – II

Posted by Hira S. on October 4, 2009 · 12 Comments 

Shhh… Let me tell you something. Close the door first. No, check that there’s nobody outside then shut the door. All clear? Positive? Good. What- do you expect me to scream it to you across the room?? Come closer!! Ok…now promise you won’t tell anyone…done? OK, here goes. *takes deep breath* I don’t like women. … Continue reading →

Category anti-auntying, Countdown, lameass hira-pan, love and hate, potential insanity, shadis, the world, torture

42- but 39. Uff. Whatever.

Posted by Hira S. on September 28, 2009 · 13 Comments 

42 Disclaimer- This post and the author of it bear no ill feeling to Malinga. He is a great player, and I’m sure must have a wonderful personality. I don’t know why all of you insisted you wanted to read this. You’re not missing much- just the extreme superficiality and shallowness of yours truly. Oh … Continue reading →

Category Countdown, dumb girlypana, lameass hira-pan, shadis

63

Posted by Hira S. on September 3, 2009 · 17 Comments 

My mother and I are- different. She’s a social phenomenon. I’m a bit verbal-accident prone. She drives like a maniac- Nascar should be glad to have her. I drive. And that’s a big deal. Really. She spends her days in a whirlwind of energy doing good deeds and completing the leftover tasks of others. I … Continue reading →

Category Countdown, dumb girlypana, future happiness, lameass hira-pan, shadis

Day 70 (also known as 70 days left)

Posted by Hira S. on August 27, 2009 · 4 Comments 

Influenza, she wrote I don’t fall sick gracefully. You know how in Hollywood movies, the heroine lies dramatically on a couch covered in a shawl and people swarm around her, carrying juices and looking sad? Well that’s never me. I go around looking miserable with a filthy bit of tissue paper stuck between my nose … Continue reading →

Category Countdown, hira's mutant powers, interview, lameass hira-pan, lost, shadis, torture

Bitch-ari

Posted by Hira S. on July 11, 2009 · 7 Comments 

I feel gossipy. A ‘friend’ just got married recently and I felt that, for old time’s sake, and to make sure she’s successfully out of our lives, I should attend. Also it provided me a chance to meet up with a few people I actually did care about, and not have to pay extravagantly for … Continue reading →

Category dumb girlypana, future happiness, love and hate, shadis

Leechy Me

Posted by Hira S. on July 3, 2009 · 6 Comments 

I am wasting away. If there was any way I could get a job without having to give a single job interview, I’d go for it; even if it involved hanging a whiteboard around my neck with the words “hire me!” I hate job interviews. I suck at them. There’s a thin line between being … Continue reading →

Category anti-romancing, future happiness, interview, lameass hira-pan, shadis