HELP!!

So I get a lot of crank calls.

A LOT.

But this one guy is really beginning to piss me off. I’ve tried everything; from receiving his calls and putting them on the side, to letting it ring continuously for as long as it rings, to getting my brother to answer and enlighten the bastard on Pakistani gaalian, to giving his number to my cousin at PMA so that he and his friends can play rag-the-asshole with him. But he persists.

So this is my last try. SAWJ, i’m putting all my faith in that miraculous cousin of yours, and as for everybody else, please misscall, text, call (any telephonic torture you can think of) this guy to oblivion.

His number is 0331 362 7458

In fact, spread his number around. Specially to the ghunday mawali of your muhalla. Tell them it’s some really hot chick called Zufishaan.

Get this creep off my back yaar. Please.

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148 Responses to “HELP!!”
  1. Saad Ibrahim says:

    LOL! great idea!

  2. Hira S. says:

    Thank you. Now prove the idea was great by calling him up and filling him with gaalian.

  3. Musab says:

    A thing like this happened to my ex-friend – current-stalker in Karachi. The PMA treatment worked that time, this guy must be a pro…
    Will try though…

  4. Musab says:

    I have an Arabic friend who’s brilliant at messing up people on the phone, I’ll let him know. The only thing he can say in Arabic is ” The number you have dialed is not responding, please try later.” but he makes it sound unbelievably menacing.

  5. Pinky says:

    i sort of like his persistence & determination πŸ˜‰ just kidding….i hope this plan works…n dont tell me that sawj’s cousin is a gunda…

  6. Hira S. says:

    if you want him pinky, i’ll gift him to you πŸ˜›
    @Musab
    ha! hope it works.
    your ex friend is now your stalker? need help with that?

  7. aarushi says:

    Hey, that’s a number from France, you’ve got a stalker in France! at least you know he won’t come to your house seeing he lives a couple of thousand miles away….idiots are a fast spreading specie

  8. Aslam says:

    try this telecom services call idea. read it in this
    http://teabreak.pk/be-my-frand-2/11336/

    this seems to be national passtime in your part of the world.

    all this on the belief that you are not playing a prank on some anjaan nadaan admirer and/or stalker. having said that, I believe you πŸ˜›

  9. Anas Imtiaz says:

    Use some software to block the call..easy enough!

  10. safiullahhussaini says:

    The best way to solve a stalker is turn him into a non stalker! Believe me this works everytime, engage him yourself! talk to him and dont be fiesty! Be some very uninteresting person and talk to him about what ever him wants to talk about, but keep pushing him to an active role… (stalker like a passive role always). Aar phir ikdam se haath dho ke kumbul ho jaao!start giving him crank calls in tghe middle of the night or at odd hours! dekhna khud bhaag jaay ga, but this is a every psycho game and requires much patience, but if you start getting the hang of it, You ll start to enjoy torturing him!

  11. safiullahhussaini says:

    Then there is another method, But for that you need a lot of resources…

    And that is even more fun! Too bad I aint in karachi, my cousins would have had a field day with the guy, man that would have been fun!!!!

  12. Humna says:

    Complain to the network provider.. its worked for me.

  13. karachiwali says:

    plz safi, dont give her these wild ideas…hira, just get his number blocked

  14. safiullahhussaini says:

    Wild ideas? What wild ideas?

    *making an innocent bambi eyed face*

    Come on, itni mushkil se goath pansti hai, let her have some fun, play around with him then put him down hard!

    Or may you should do what mommy here tells you.

  15. Humna says:

    Who’s mommy here? πŸ˜›
    Sorry. couldnt resist.

  16. Absar says:

    Well, I like to freak these people out. I find out their home addresses, phone numbers, NIC numbers, and then scare the living shit out of them! πŸ˜› It pays to have socially active friends in telecom companies πŸ˜‰

  17. Saad Ibrahim says:

    What cell phone you got? (is it symbian or sony ericson?)
    Complain to PTA!?

  18. safiullahhussaini says:

    I agree with absar!!!

  19. karachiwali says:

    @ Safi and Absar
    well its always better to ignore such losers and get their number blocked. why waste so much time and energy! and there are certain pshychos u cant really do much about. why give them so much importance?

    @ Humna
    i am the mommy here, according to safi

  20. Hira S. says:

    no. it seems the PMA finally got to him.
    Like Safi’s idea, but honestly, just even listening to one of these losers talk is excruciating. I’ve got a list of aese numbers though, when i’m in a sufficiently insane mood i might even go for it.

    this one guy, he would call after 2 AM, and for hours just say “hellooo…” in a dying voice and break things. HOURS. i thought ke credit zaaya ho ga saaley(told you guys i was potty-mouthed) ka tau khud sahi ho jaye ga and would recieve the calls, but he would continue this freaky exercise every night.
    i tell you, it was traumatising.

    @aarushi
    no luv! The guy is VERY VERY pakistani. If there was even a slight frenchiness i might even have given it a try πŸ˜‰

    by the way, how does one get numbers blocked? my cell has a screening numbers thing but thelist has a max capacity of 10 n that was filled long ago. The minute i delete someone he returns to haunt me.

  21. safiullahhussaini says:

    There are Psychos, and then there are Psychos like me!!! I would love some head bashing any given day!

    @Hira
    Ma’am aap ki itni kharab zaban nahi ho gi jitni meri ho gi!!! I ve been trained by the best!!! Plus I used to live right next to buffer zone!

  22. Musab says:

    What is it with Frenchmen and Pakistani females?
    The only two Frenchmen I know smell of onions…

  23. Dinky Mind says:

    Once it happened with me too. I just told the guy to meet me at Boat Basin. He came and my brother and his friends beat the hell out of him. πŸ˜€

    After that he never bugged me. See, so simple. Try it for yourself πŸ˜€

  24. Hira S. says:

    my brother’s ghunda gardi stops at urdu gaalian. He’s useless in a fight. Sigh…
    by the way, welcome to my blog Dinky. Make yourself at home.

    It’s not just Pakistani females Musab. Women all over the world have a soft spot for French and Italian men. Men have that same soft spot for Brazilian females :P.

    And i’m not comparing foul-mouthedness Safi you psycho! I’m just saying i can be!

  25. SAWJ says:

    The number’s been forwarded. BTW, what’s your number?

  26. SAWJ says:

    @Pinky: My cousin’s not a ghundaa. But he can sure as hell act like one.

    He’s going to spread the number to all his friends and they will have fun with that idiot. Let’s see if it works.

  27. Hira S. says:

    Lol! I’m not going to give it here in any case. If this seriously works i have a LIST of people your cousin and his friends can torture.

    Qasam se, where do these nut-jobs come from?

  28. SAWJ says:

    My friends, your stalker or me?

  29. Hira S. says:

    stalker(s). you’re a completely different branch of psycho.

  30. Saad Ibrahim says:

    this question is similar to “where kid come from?” and the answer is similar too πŸ˜€

  31. SAWJ says:

    @Saad: Who’s kid?

  32. SAWJ says:

    Should it have been “Whose” instead of “Who’s”?

    Damn, I’m forgetting my English!

  33. Saad Ibrahim says:

    kids* πŸ™„
    typo tha

  34. farooqk says:

    beta shukar karo koee to lift kara raha hai tumhe!! this might be the chance of a lifetime! take the leap! muahahah

  35. Any updates? πŸ˜› Did you manage to get rid of him

  36. safiullahhussaini says:

    Haha, I agree with farooqk here!!!! Dude, Jub kion lift na karaay to yeh rote hain ke koi lift nahi karata! Aar jub koi lift Karaay to us ko bhagane main kage rahte hain!!!!

  37. Hira S. says:

    Dil se nikla tha, he na farooq? it’s ok, i can share some of these losers with you. phir tumhain bhi koi lift kara de ga. you prolly prefer guys anyway πŸ˜›

    @purple
    yup! He’s gone πŸ˜€ I’m going to do this everytime now!

  38. Rashid says:

    See hira, after all you had to get help from men. Be thankful please? πŸ˜‰

  39. farooqk says:

    abhee to bohot khush ho rahee ho beta, when youre about to die single youre totally gonna regret this! πŸ˜›

  40. Pinky says:

    err rashid..as the problem was a guy too so dont u think the effect would be nullified…hira wont have needed men’s help ,had it not been for a “man” in the first place…thanks but no thanks

  41. safiullahhussaini says:

    Yeah, One man was here problem, and she had about 5 maybe more helping her out, I think that DOES NOT cancel out the thing, no matter what math you apply!

  42. safiullahhussaini says:

    Plus I can tell you about a lot of women who are worse than a guy crank calling.

  43. Pinky says:

    go for half-rimmed glasses,they look better
    read the very first line…there are loads of others as well…but this was a bit unique case…trust me,bad guys outnumber the good ones…

  44. safiullahhussaini says:

    The bad women outnumber the good ones too!!!

  45. safiullahhussaini says:

    As for glasses, I have a hereditary degenerated retina, I cant where glasses or contacts, they ll make it worse, I switched to LCD a long time ago even though it was way expensive then cuz I had to work on a computer a lot.

  46. safiullahhussaini says:

    And there is a problem with women! normally guys stick to a set of principles. If they are bad they ll stick to their bad principles, and if they are good they ll stick to their god principle no matter what (special circumstances excluded). Women normally dont have any principles or a set doctrine to justify their actions. Thus even well intentioned women are capable of great evils even though they dont have any intention of doing so… And that is a normal case, special cases excluded!

  47. Pinky says:

    thats right…my cousin never forgets to quote that hadith that many women would adorn the hell coz of bad habits like backbiting, etc etc

  48. Rashid says:

    @Pinky: So what? you women are still dependent on us that’s what my point. πŸ™‚

    Be thankful! because of us you don’t have to wait for hours in long queues because pathan bhai will prefer a “Baji” over us to give one or two tandoori rotis.

    Be thankful that we Paki guys have nature to get ready “to help” any woman like thing on earth to earn some points. We are so loyal that we even get ready to kill other guys to bring smile on your face. Such guys are found on girls’ blogs as well πŸ˜›
    You will not find such loyalty in women πŸ˜›

    p.s: Do not take it seriously. I am just kidding.
    p.p.s: Well,I am just half kidding.

  49. Pinky says:

    well then its ur duty to take care of the women dependent on u….koi ehsaan nai kartay…
    (ooops just recalled another attribute of hell-bound women, they are thankless :0 )

  50. safiullahhussaini says:

    Lady, believe me, that is the very definition of ehsaan!!! Koi chahe to zulm bhi kar sakta hai!!! Like many do! but you should be thankful to Allah that you dont have such company of men around you!!!

  51. Pinky says:

    koi “chahay” tu zulm kar sakta hai,yakeenun…per then he will have to pay for it in the life hereafter…(in case he gets away with it in this life πŸ˜‰ )

  52. safiullahhussaini says:

    Jo zulm karten hai, they dont care about the life hereafter! Agar karte hote to Zaalim na hote, aar dunya bohot achi hoti!

  53. Pinky says:

    *sniff* dukhi kar diya aap ne pinky bano ko…

  54. safiullahhussaini says:

    Tsk Tsk! Fikar na karo, Dunya main aar bohot dukh hain!!!

  55. Rashid says:

    A woman buying roti is dependent on pathan bhai?

    @Pinky: thank God my wife does not think like you πŸ™‚

  56. Rashid says:


    Jo zulm karten hai, they dont care about the life hereafter!

    well said Safi well said

    @safi: why don’t you start a crash course to train these girls? πŸ™‚

  57. Pinky says:

    rashid, chappair lagay ge… you brought up this issue of dependency “you women are still dependent on us”
    oh haan perhaps u work at a tanoor πŸ˜›

  58. Hira S. says:

    sorry- wait a bit- WHAT?
    pinky, youre conceding? to their ajeeb o ghareeb idea of ‘dependency’?

    bhai logon, kis dunya main hum tumhari qaum pe dependent hain?
    you need us waaay more than we need you. You need us to handle your homes, to fix up your lives, raise your kids, in some cases even do the bread earning (MashaALLAH your sindhi brethren don’t believe that a man has any job but to sit on a chaarpai and smoke all day), to maintain your so-called self esteem and ghairat…you people are zilch without us. You NEEDED us- that’s why Allah had to create women- cuz you’d screw up much worse than you do, without us.

    the women who are dependent are strictly that way because your sex does not let them gain independence. inter ke baad ghar bithwa dete hain, job karne se mana karte hain, ghar ke bahar qadam nahi rakhne dete, school bhejte nahi hain; kis qabil chorti he tumhari qaum aurton ko, sirf apni barhai dikhane keliye?

    so spare us.

  59. Pinky says:

    ok lets modify the term…we are Not dependent, we are interdependent… πŸ˜›

  60. Hira S. says:

    ok, i can accept that.

    plus, i LIKE men. they make things interesting πŸ˜€

  61. Pinky says:

    *stage whisper* i like them too…but only because my dad is one of them…
    now hushhhh,lets not swell their already inflated egos

  62. SAWJ says:

    Bachiyon sudhar jao! πŸ˜‰

  63. Absar says:

    Bloody feminists!!

    LOL SAWJ, if you’re reading this, Sallu yaad nahi aa gaya abhi? πŸ˜›

  64. SAWJ says:

    Kyun be, Sallu bhi bachi tha kya? πŸ˜‰

    Maybe we should invite him here. πŸ˜€

  65. Rashid says:


    you need us to handle your homes, to fix up your lives, raise your kids, in some cases even do the bread earning

    @hira: What about the man who doesn’t get married just because they want to prepare dowry for his younger/elder sister(s)?

    I do agree with you and it’s true in many cases but NOT in all cases. Why don’t you get that? I think Safi will give you a better answer. πŸ˜›

    See we do have guts to admit positive traits of women. :-). Learn to appreciate others regardless of gender. It will make you a better person.

  66. Hira S. says:

    i’m a great person.
    n i have not been the one blasting men, like you lot have been blasting women.
    its you who’re the sexists at the moment. not me and pinky.

    re read our comments, and then read yours πŸ˜›

  67. SAWJ says:

    I was expecting Absar to whisper “I like men too, you know, my blog is 50% female!”

  68. Pinky says:

    hey sawj, here is ur homework…
    figure out whether we are aunties or bachiyan…on one post u called us khabti aunties n now on this one we have become spoiled bachyian…

    submit the assignment by 11.00pm…failure to submit will result in ur being called “dada g” & “chhotay”

  69. SAWJ says:

    I would go with khabti aunties! πŸ˜€

  70. Pinky says:

    *sycophantically” yah, hira is a great person, a very friendly n forgiving person…no doubt abt that… πŸ˜›

    n Rashid, its we,the girls, who eventually reached an amicable solution….u were all for male supremacy, counting us as dependent fellow beings….it was i, i mean, hira who came up with the idea of mutual dependence πŸ˜‰

  71. Enlighten me. What in the world are ‘Khabti’ aunties??

    Thats the first time I’m hearing the word.

  72. safiullahhussaini says:

    SAWJ: Dude! I agree with you, I thought Absar would have finally told the world the truth about himself, (or should I say herself?).

    @Pinky and Hira S:
    Us sexist?!! NOOOOOOOOOO! (Like in Ace Ventura)
    Re read your damn post!!!! That what is more sexist! Ours were pretty logical and reasonable observations, Yours our neither based on fact nor observation, hell thats not even a damn opinion for crying out loud!!!!

    And you guys have the nerve to call ME sexist?!!! When I told you to quit a topic like this, Pinky kept bringing it up and riding it like a damn bicycle. When I kept saying that quit calling each other some thing or other, none of you could quit, infact, it is typical women behaviour. take a trivial matter to such a point that it does not remain in perspective any more. blow it out of proportion and turn it into something of a drama!!!

    So I suggest you re read all those comments at tell me where have I went overboard.

    Again, women have this trait to be emotional, not logical. Which is their true goodness, and there greatest flaw.

    Finally
    @Rashid: Man I think these women here are both learned and intelligent. I dont think I need to train them any bit. I have moved on to believe men will be men and women will always be women. We bring rationality and logic to the table while they bring the emotion and humanity. I ll say it again, The sooner everyone realizes the ground reality, which is that, neither women nor men are either each others eqauls nor are they the same, to judge them with the same yardstick is an injustice to both, and finally thatneither can live without each other. So I tell you guys again, move one and get a life!!!! And grow up for Allah’s sakes. What does a discussion like this is for, is there a point to it? Just agree to disagree atleast!!!

  73. Pinky says:

    helllooooo, i buried the hatchet, remember??? ur sidekick (sorry) brought the matter back, not ME…hunhh

  74. safiullahhussaini says:

    Oh shut up!!!!! You want me to start another fight!!!! Lady you ‘ve got ADS or something?

    Just kidding!!! Man I m tired, I had a long day and I have an even longer day ahead tomorrow! So hey I ve said a lot and heard a lot. I apologies if I said something wrong or insulting or just down right mean!

  75. Pinky says:

    YMMD….i.e you made my day…i was itching to hear that since friday….but be warned, usually it acts as a positive stimulus for me πŸ˜›
    n ADS, no i get a lot of attention…
    no need to apologize…u havnt done anything to annoy me, sweety pie πŸ˜‰

  76. Pinky says:

    @purple
    khabti means loony…u might have heard the word “khabt-ul-hawwas” …its used for crazy ppl

  77. Hira S. says:

    n u just called safi a sweetie-pie.

    i see a tall bearded man screaming n clawing out his hair in singapore…

  78. Pinky says:

    well thats exactly why i called him that :p
    (as they say dog’s tail cant be straightend….)

  79. safiullahhussaini says:

    Hahaha no I m not… Ok I think that you guys think I m sweet. I can agree to that!

  80. Pinky says:

    AT LAST….a consolation victory for us…lets celebrate hira,,lets give a title to everyone

  81. Rashid says:


    take a trivial matter to such a point that it does not remain in perspective any more. blow it out of proportion and turn it into something of a drama!!!

    Again, women have this trait to be emotional, not logical. Which is their true goodness, and there greatest flaw.

    hahaha. so true Safi! Does your fiance know what you think about women? πŸ™‚

    @women/girls: Ok you won! I like to make others happy :-).

  82. Pinky says:

    nai nai, takaluf na karain aap

  83. SAWJ says:

    Remember, I’m the deranged one! πŸ˜‰

  84. Pinky says:

    yeah we will remember…i think u wont like its punjabi translation “khiska hoa” πŸ˜€

  85. SAWJ says:

    I don’t mind that but make it a little sinister. It’s actually Urdu too.

  86. Pinky says:

    achha kia bata diya…i would make it real mild now…sth to the effect of balmy baboon…aha alliteration bhi ho gayi πŸ˜‰

  87. SAWJ says:

    Make it real mild then.

  88. Pinky says:

    u dint like “balmy baboon” ?? ok, how about “queer dummy” ??

  89. SAWJ says:

    Queer mummy, as in the Egyptian ones?

  90. Pinky says:

    hmm ok, hira will make the final decision but “queer mummy” has my approval…

  91. Pinky says:

    hey guess what?

  92. SAWJ says:

    Uff khudaya! What?

  93. Pinky says:

    TUM NE MERAY AGAY “UFF” KYUN KIA??

  94. SAWJ says:

    Mood ho raha tha.

  95. Pinky says:

    i know…ash ka ghusa mujh pe nikal rahe they
    anyway, baat ye hai k________

  96. SAWJ says:

    Ash ka ghussa? Mujhe ghussa nahin, pity hai us per. πŸ˜€

    And you’ve been reading it all!

  97. Pinky says:

    baat ye hai k is post pe bhi CENTURY ho rahi hai!!!!

    97

  98. SAWJ says:

    Oh shit, Hira’s gonna kill me!

  99. Pinky says:

    uff ho, puray —— ho…chalo,ab hira k anay se pehle take the other post to 199 on ur own

  100. minerva says:

    This has to be some kinda record.. !

  101. Hira S. says:

    don’t you guys sleep?

  102. Pinky says:

    the moment i close my eyes, i have those horrible nightmares that my dad’s office has blown by some suicide bomber….(a very probable event)…so i prefer to stay resolutely awake 😦

  103. Pinky says:

    *has been blown*
    (ever since the bobby police is on my tail ,my errors have increased)

  104. safiullahhussaini says:

    Bobby Police? Are you in London?

  105. SAWJ says:

    @Pinky: Sadqa nikal diya karo, he’ll be safe. πŸ™‚

  106. Pinky says:

    bobby police coz its all abt english πŸ˜€

    as for sadqa, Money is a pre-requisite πŸ˜‰ just kidding, sadqa is our only hope…n it works…my dad was supposed to be there when that FIA office lahore was blown to bits…

  107. SAWJ says:

    Man, your dad leads such a cool life!

  108. Pinky says:

    yeah..i used to think that way too…often bragged abt my superman dad who survived a bullet wound on his neck….not anymore..saying goodbye to him, fully aware that this could be our last meeting, fills me with inexplicable helplessness…
    khair, sorry guys for these off-topic msgz

  109. SAWJ says:

    How many of the comments above are on-topic girl?

  110. safiullahhussaini says:

    Good point! Hey you could ask your dad to straighten that guy who is bugging Hira, and while he is at it, get him to straighten up SAWJ!!!

  111. Pinky says:

    when i was 5, i couldnt climb those big police jeeps on my own…once the official driver “helped” me jump into the seat…i dint liked the way he did that n reported him to baba….we never saw him again…
    thats why i dont share the guy issues with him..

  112. SAWJ says:

    And when he’s done with us, he’ll be ready to work on Safi!

  113. safiullahhussaini says:

    Yeah if he can actually ‘finish’ working on you!!!

  114. safiullahhussaini says:

    Man you are enough for one life time!!

  115. SAWJ says:

    Imagine how you must be!

  116. SAWJ says:

    He’d have to get the word illusion outta your head, teach you about girls and what not!

  117. safiullahhussaini says:

    Haha, Dude you really have lost your touch!!! Hey pinky! Has your dad already gotten to SAWJ?! Behki Behki Baaten kar raha hai!!!

  118. Pinky says:

    nai, havnt told him yet…waiting for ur signal
    waisay meray khayal main issay janay daitay hain, kia yaad karay ga πŸ˜‰

  119. safiullahhussaini says:

    Haha…

    Notice for All Pink Floyd fans…. Man Careful with that Axe, Eugene is a GREAT soong!!!!

  120. SAWJ says:

    Aur main behki behki batein kar raha hoon?

  121. Hira S. says:

    @Pinky
    all my prayers are with you and your dad. You’re unbelievably brave.

  122. Pinky says:

    *looking over my shoulder* brave? me?…if u insist πŸ˜€
    n thnx behna…

  123. farooqk says:

    this is a blog not a chatroom!! πŸ˜›

  124. Saad Ibrahim says:

    abey khuwaro thora hum jaise normal logo ka lihaaz kar lo

  125. Pinky says:

    saad, bazurgo ka ehtraam kartay hain !!!
    pinky n sawj are almost 4 yrs older than u, kiddo

  126. SAWJ says:

    Tum normal kab se ho gaye? Elaj karwaya tha kya?

  127. Pinky says:

    sore loser!! theek keh raha hai woh..waisay what a swift retribution…
    main tu khair pehle se he thi,
    ab log bhi “khuwaro” main shamil ho gaye πŸ˜€

  128. Saad Ibrahim says:

    @Pinky Aunty how can you say that?

  129. Pinky says:

    baitay..u are 18 sth, arent u??? m not bad at surveillance…

  130. SAWJ says:

    surveillance (read stalking)!

  131. Sajjad says:

    You do realize that by publishing his number online you have made it possible for him to track you down by simply googling his own number? I’m almost certain there isn’t another site in the world that will turn up that exact search string except for yours which will end up exposing a lot more of you to him than you would like, including the fact that he made enough of an impact to be discussed on your blog to the point of attaining the highest number of comments any of your posts have ever received. Now thats the kind of attention a stalker would get off on. And if you are unsure why any sane person would google their own number then you must consider that sane people don’t harass random strangers over the phone either.
    best way to deal with stalkers is to ignore them, show patience in the face of their persistence and soon enough they will find some new, more responsive toy to play with.

  132. safiullahhussaini says:

    Which self obsessed fool googles his own number?!

  133. Saad Ibrahim says:

    @Pinky “Stalker” aanty

  134. Saad Ibrahim says:

    @Sajjad You have a point there but the chances are low and i highly doubt if that dumbass is a computer literate person

  135. Pinky says:

    hahaha..no offence taken

  136. Saad Ibrahim says:

    what happened here??? Itni Khamoshi?

  137. Pinky says:

    kabhi khush na hona…previously we were scoring centuries n u had a problem..now we are silent n again u have a problem…i think YOU are the problem πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰

  138. Saad Ibrahim says:

    well it happened all of a sudden so i was worried πŸ˜›

  139. Rida says:

    can u help me too? this guy has been bugging me like hell.

    0303-2085017

    thxxx

  140. SAWJ says:

    @Rida: What the heck are you doing here? Don’t you have chilghozas to count?

  141. Hira S. says:

    oye?! why are you shooing away people from my blog? welcome rida! here have some chilghozas on the house!

  142. SAWJ says:

    Oh sure. Invite my sister. AT YOUR OWN RISK!

  143. Hira S. says:

    it’s your sister?! Reheheheallly?

    *thinking up various embarrassing questions about SAWJ to ask*

  144. SAWJ says:

    Why don’t you ask me? I’m beghairat enough to answer them myself.

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