So I get a lot of crank calls.
But this one guy is really beginning to piss me off. I’ve tried everything; from receiving his calls and putting them on the side, to letting it ring continuously for as long as it rings, to getting my brother to answer and enlighten the bastard on Pakistani gaalian, to giving his number to my cousin at PMA so that he and his friends can play rag-the-asshole with him. But he persists.
So this is my last try. SAWJ, i’m putting all my faith in that miraculous cousin of yours, and as for everybody else, please misscall, text, call (any telephonic torture you can think of) this guy to oblivion.
His number is 0331 362 7458
In fact, spread his number around. Specially to the ghunday mawali of your muhalla. Tell them it’s some really hot chick called Zufishaan.
Get this creep off my back yaar. Please.