Le!!! Tamatar kha!!!!
When I was in school I had one wish…to slide down the banisters on the last day. It didn’t come true since I’m a wuss. I’m the Phattu Queen; except, of course, when I’m drunk on coke and overworked. Then I become Evil Hir-ievel and jump through society’s ring of fire on my yellow scooter, and land in the middle of the valley of embarrassment with my foot in my mouth. Taalian!! What a trick!
Anyway, on to the tomato awards: Here’s a list of people who deserve to be tomatoed:
- Mohsin Sahab ( for promising to get rid of the Makrani a week ago. Mohsin sahib- you lied…!?)
- The Makrani- who should be egged and toilet papered as well
- Nawaz Sharif- for being the dumbest public figure in the world
- Chris Martin of Coldplay- for making me feel single, and lonely and very very sad…
- Arshi Valliani – just to see how she’d react…he he
- Adil Moosajee- A-S-S-H-O-L-E
- Meera- because she’s so fabboolous
- Mohsin Ali Sadiq- blech.
- Jason Castro- why is he still on Idols?
- Hilary Clinton- because Obama would make a hot president.
- Nadya Mistry- enough said.
- The Makrani again- (and just AFTER he cleans himself up)
Hmm…I’ll add people later. It’s always nice to have a list.